As I stare out in the back yard I see my little fire pit enclave- a stone fire pit with an adirondack chair and an odd wooden couch with no cushions. Everything was covered with a few inches of snow, up until today when the ice storm condensed the snow into a shiny, but less pretty mess of destitution. I saw these empty chairs combined with the throes of a cold winter and the seating reflected my mood. But this vision, this seeming reality, led me to think of another pair of empty chairs. A very talented photographer friend of mine took a picture of two chairs perched together for conversation in the midst of a flowerbed of what we technically called "blue flowers." The first time I saw this photograph I fell in love with it. These two chairs, although empty, are filled with promise. The promise of another spring. The promise of fulfilling their purpose of conversation. A copy of this photograph will soon be mine to enjoy every day. (I couldn't be more thrilled that this friend accepted an exchange of her photograph for a pair of handcrocheted mittens- fun to make, more fun to someday see warming her fingers.) Envisioning the promise of those chairs made me think and rethink about empty chairs.
I think of my favorite chair, which we call my "office". This ridiculous chair, very comfy, purchased for $3 at Centre Peace resale shop on a complete whim, is a scene of comfort in my house. This chair in which I can find a hundred ways to sit comfortably while reading, crocheting, sometimes napping. This chair the location of many conversations with the children. There have been numerous times when I would say to a crying Katie girl, "Do you want to come into my office?" She sits on my lap (sometimes even still and quiet), as we negotiate through the drama of her life. An office conversation never fails to end with a hug and a laugh.
I think on the funny little love seat I insisted we pick up off the street. Yes, I'm somewhat ashamed to say we are notorious furniture scroungers. This happens when you have 2 messy kids and 3 cats with claws. We learned the hard way that there is no point in buying nice furniture. This love seat currently is not empty- holding the bellowing child who wants me to be there with her instead of blogging. However, when it is empty I can think of many times when it is not. The times when we watch a family movie. We've tried to have all four of us sit on this little couch. If anyone could sit still, this might work- it's a tight fit, but doable. I can think on nights after the kids are asleep (getting rarer with that teenager who stays up too late), when the man and I can share a moment of quiet closeness or watch tv together. We have to be close, not only because it's a small couch, but also because the cushions lean in to the middle. Then I can remember a gathering of friends where somehow we had 10 people draped and gathered on this funny little couch and somehow we still looked comfortable.
That little fire pit arrangement in the back yard doesn't represent destitution at all. The chairs may be empty now (and I sort of think I might go sit in the rain today), but they hold the promise of future fullness and memories of the past. Those empty chairs hold memories of a chilly October evening when friends sat around that fire enjoying conversation and laughter. Those empty chairs hold memories of my daughter Katie and I huddled in blankets as I read (with too little light) aloud Harry Potter. Those empty chairs hold the memory that my handy hubby created that fire pit because I said I'd like one and helped me drag those chairs around it. So. An empty chair is simply a chair that is not currently physically occupied- but there is plenty in it.
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
Saturday, January 29, 2011
Life in Space
"When in doubt, blow something up." - J. Michael Stracynski
This quote was at the top of one of the chapters of a very entertaining book I just finished reading. A fun, escapist novel about four author friends who end up writing together a novel about four author friends. Clearly this is the kind of friendship we all crave. The kinds of friends who would drop everything to help one of their own who is at the bottom of a pit of despair. However, each of the friends has a secret, which comes out when their bestseller, written under only one name, gets analyzed on an Oprah-like talk show. Chaos ensues, the friendships falter, lawsuits out the kazoo. Then we get the happy ending that I generally require from my reading material: friendships are saved, marriages are saved, contracts are saved, new relationships bloom where appropriate. Happily ever after.
Then there's real life, where breaking a contract is wrong, secrets are damaging, and friendships can't withstand everything they are put through. This is where the blowing up quote fits in. In the immortal words of Kaylee, "Sometimes a thing gets broke can't be fixed." Surprisingly enough, it's kind of a relief knowing that. In the show, of course, they will all die if they can't replace that part. So that's not the relief. But knowing that particular item is lost to them forever, means they waste no time on trying to fix it, but concentrate instead on finding a replacement part. Not that I'm looking for replacement parts right now, but I know the "catalyzer" is gone forever.
Kosh said, "Understanding is a three-edged sword." The two points of view and the truth in between. The truth is out there. Oh, wait, not my sci-fi show. Truth is sharp. Sometimes the truth severs, but sometimes the truth leaves a clean line that can be stitched and eventually healed. Serenity, the vessel of my life, is getting some renovations. My own Cap'n Tightpants/Wash (we all know he's the funny one) is a rock solid driver. My crew is getting a little more personal attention. We're sometimes out in the black on our own. But at least now we're not headed to a black hole. "Brilliant plan, I'm sure we'll all be saved."
Life lessons from space shows: When you are sailing your spaceship into the dark, you'd best be keeping your eyes wide open and consulting star charts. Sometimes your destination is a nice planet. Sometimes it's a place like Z'hadum. You have to decide if the potential for doom is worth the trip. It probably isn't. River Tam regarding cows in a spaceship, "They weren't cows inside. They were waiting to be, but they forgot. Now they see the sky and they remember what they are." Let nothing get in the way of remembering who you are or who you want to be. Shepherd Book said, "You're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." Well, frankly, that has nothing to do with this, I just like the quote. G'Kar claims, "No one here is exactly what he appears." We all have layers. Some are good, some are not. Pay attention to your dealings with others: do your best to show your true self, but be aware that you might be hiding something. And the other person? Also a human with feelings, faults, hidden layers. Another G'Kar quote: "I'm delirious with joy. It proves that if you confront the universe with good intentions in your heart, it will reflect that and reward your intent. Usually. It just doesn't always do it in the way you expect." Gives me hope for a future of better decisions and the awareness that the path is never clear.
Many thanks to: Babylon 5, Firefly and The Accidental Bestseller by Wendy Wax.
This quote was at the top of one of the chapters of a very entertaining book I just finished reading. A fun, escapist novel about four author friends who end up writing together a novel about four author friends. Clearly this is the kind of friendship we all crave. The kinds of friends who would drop everything to help one of their own who is at the bottom of a pit of despair. However, each of the friends has a secret, which comes out when their bestseller, written under only one name, gets analyzed on an Oprah-like talk show. Chaos ensues, the friendships falter, lawsuits out the kazoo. Then we get the happy ending that I generally require from my reading material: friendships are saved, marriages are saved, contracts are saved, new relationships bloom where appropriate. Happily ever after.
Then there's real life, where breaking a contract is wrong, secrets are damaging, and friendships can't withstand everything they are put through. This is where the blowing up quote fits in. In the immortal words of Kaylee, "Sometimes a thing gets broke can't be fixed." Surprisingly enough, it's kind of a relief knowing that. In the show, of course, they will all die if they can't replace that part. So that's not the relief. But knowing that particular item is lost to them forever, means they waste no time on trying to fix it, but concentrate instead on finding a replacement part. Not that I'm looking for replacement parts right now, but I know the "catalyzer" is gone forever.
Kosh said, "Understanding is a three-edged sword." The two points of view and the truth in between. The truth is out there. Oh, wait, not my sci-fi show. Truth is sharp. Sometimes the truth severs, but sometimes the truth leaves a clean line that can be stitched and eventually healed. Serenity, the vessel of my life, is getting some renovations. My own Cap'n Tightpants/Wash (we all know he's the funny one) is a rock solid driver. My crew is getting a little more personal attention. We're sometimes out in the black on our own. But at least now we're not headed to a black hole. "Brilliant plan, I'm sure we'll all be saved."
Life lessons from space shows: When you are sailing your spaceship into the dark, you'd best be keeping your eyes wide open and consulting star charts. Sometimes your destination is a nice planet. Sometimes it's a place like Z'hadum. You have to decide if the potential for doom is worth the trip. It probably isn't. River Tam regarding cows in a spaceship, "They weren't cows inside. They were waiting to be, but they forgot. Now they see the sky and they remember what they are." Let nothing get in the way of remembering who you are or who you want to be. Shepherd Book said, "You're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." Well, frankly, that has nothing to do with this, I just like the quote. G'Kar claims, "No one here is exactly what he appears." We all have layers. Some are good, some are not. Pay attention to your dealings with others: do your best to show your true self, but be aware that you might be hiding something. And the other person? Also a human with feelings, faults, hidden layers. Another G'Kar quote: "I'm delirious with joy. It proves that if you confront the universe with good intentions in your heart, it will reflect that and reward your intent. Usually. It just doesn't always do it in the way you expect." Gives me hope for a future of better decisions and the awareness that the path is never clear.
Many thanks to: Babylon 5, Firefly and The Accidental Bestseller by Wendy Wax.
Thursday, December 30, 2010
resolution about resolutions
New Year's Resolutions. I'm the queen of making them- usually the queen of breaking them within a week. Those were the resolutions that are BORING: lose weight, get healthier, exercise, be more patient. Ick. Resolutions used to be about following rules.
Last year I made a different kind of resolution: play. This was a good resolution for me. I needed more fun in my life- I was bored, dissatisfied, unhappy. I was quite successful with this resolution. I had a great year. I made new friends, tried new things, played Rock Band on the Wii, took a girl time weekend, went to parties, played games with my kids, reconnected with the spouse, got happy. And being happy and playful spilled over into everything else. I smiled more and laughed often. I began enjoying again the things I used to love. I made scenes with my family (usually in the living room, but not always). I even had a good time working.
I started writing. I took two classes (still contemplating grad school) both of which required writing- even that was fun for me. I started this blog just because I knew you wanted to know my everything little thought. I found other writing outlets. I've wanted to write children's books for most of my adult life and just never took that plunge. I still haven't, but I still might. In any case, I've discovered this is not the only option for me. You never know, I may actually write a book someday. As readers of my blog (suckers), you are entitled to signed first editions.
I rediscovered my family as a source of amusement. They are funny. Hardly a day goes by when something doesn't come up that is wildly hilarious. And I laugh. I don't hide it. I guarantee you that the ability to laugh at one's (self and) family makes the rough times much more bearable. Often, in fact, a rough spot can be patched nicely with a little laughter. This is especially true with my volatile pre-preteen. With a little strategically placed giggle, I can turn her colossal fit of temper into a colossal fit of laughter. You know, of course, that the older spawn and I can guffaw uncontrollably together. They think I'm a bit wacky and perhaps "inappropriate"- Rebecca's word. Wacky is good.
With the rapid approach of 2011, I got to thinking about what I wanted from this new year. I do have some things that need to be improved upon that probably require a little seriousness. But I don't want to ditch my "have fun" state of mind. It's good for us. I need to be a better parent, get spawn #1 on the school bus occasionally, work on the colossal temper of #2, maybe dig through the disaster that is my home. I've decided that play is still top priority, but that maybe playing with my kids more would be the solution. They are always looking for more attention and perhaps getting more of the play variety attention (instead of the nagging that we all hate) will lead to improvements in the serious stuff. Of course, playing with my people is fun!
Last year I made a different kind of resolution: play. This was a good resolution for me. I needed more fun in my life- I was bored, dissatisfied, unhappy. I was quite successful with this resolution. I had a great year. I made new friends, tried new things, played Rock Band on the Wii, took a girl time weekend, went to parties, played games with my kids, reconnected with the spouse, got happy. And being happy and playful spilled over into everything else. I smiled more and laughed often. I began enjoying again the things I used to love. I made scenes with my family (usually in the living room, but not always). I even had a good time working.
I started writing. I took two classes (still contemplating grad school) both of which required writing- even that was fun for me. I started this blog just because I knew you wanted to know my everything little thought. I found other writing outlets. I've wanted to write children's books for most of my adult life and just never took that plunge. I still haven't, but I still might. In any case, I've discovered this is not the only option for me. You never know, I may actually write a book someday. As readers of my blog (suckers), you are entitled to signed first editions.
I rediscovered my family as a source of amusement. They are funny. Hardly a day goes by when something doesn't come up that is wildly hilarious. And I laugh. I don't hide it. I guarantee you that the ability to laugh at one's (self and) family makes the rough times much more bearable. Often, in fact, a rough spot can be patched nicely with a little laughter. This is especially true with my volatile pre-preteen. With a little strategically placed giggle, I can turn her colossal fit of temper into a colossal fit of laughter. You know, of course, that the older spawn and I can guffaw uncontrollably together. They think I'm a bit wacky and perhaps "inappropriate"- Rebecca's word. Wacky is good.
With the rapid approach of 2011, I got to thinking about what I wanted from this new year. I do have some things that need to be improved upon that probably require a little seriousness. But I don't want to ditch my "have fun" state of mind. It's good for us. I need to be a better parent, get spawn #1 on the school bus occasionally, work on the colossal temper of #2, maybe dig through the disaster that is my home. I've decided that play is still top priority, but that maybe playing with my kids more would be the solution. They are always looking for more attention and perhaps getting more of the play variety attention (instead of the nagging that we all hate) will lead to improvements in the serious stuff. Of course, playing with my people is fun!
Sunday, December 26, 2010
Blatant ploy to humiliate spawn
Rebecca made up some interesting words in your youth. She rode a "bitocycle" and played the "pleando". Then there's the common phrase in her young life, "a long time ago yesterday". With a younger sister, she's had many opportunities to teach (sometimes even appropriate stuff). Katie said "handenooger". Rebecca wanted her to say it correctly, so carefully constructed a lesson plan. Say "ham". Say "burger". Say "hamburger." The response? "ham", "burger", "handenooger". She still obsesses about this.
Home improvements in my house will never be televised on network tv. John was working on some project in our house in Maryland, using the colorful language that is required for home improvement work. Little Miss Becky was a quick study. She dropped something while sitting in her car seat and said loudly "Tom Gammit" with the proper tone and heat. This still makes me laugh (mostly because you'd have to know the story to really know what she meant.) When we moved to this house, I spent a lot of summers painting the outside (it used to be rust and green-gag!). One day I'm on the ladder and Becky came storming outside to ask, "Mommy, can I listen to you?" I nearly fell off the ladder laughing. I'd been wondering that for years.
Then there was the day she came home from Kindergarten testing to say she didn't want to be "Becky" anymore, she wanted to be called "Rebecca". Turns out she'd rather write 7 letters than learn to write a "k". Yes, do note that our last name starts with a "K". She never has been one for confronting a challenge. Once we went to Penns Cave (see it by boat) and she couldn't walk down to the cave entrance because she was "afraid from the lion".
It also seems likely that this one is my clone. I used to call my mother complaining about some irritating thing Rebecca had said or done, and my mom would just laugh. I fully anticipate returning the favor when Rebecca has her family. In her young days, we were guaranteed to make an epic scene. There were many times when we were banned or glared out of playgroups and activities. So all the embarrassment I cause her now is total payback.
I could write a book about her sleeping habits. When she was baby, nighttime was not the right time for sleeping. She did not approve. One night I discovered that she found stenciling entertaining. So in the middle of the night, I'd be standing on a ladder in her room painting those cute little balloons around her room. Naptime? Not so much. We would have world war III getting a nap in (for me- I had stuff to do). There were many days when I'd lay down with her at 1pm or so and the rugrat wouldn't actually stop moving long enough to go to sleep until 4pm. No, I didn't decide to give up, but I was certainly wound up by the time she got to sleep. I can't tell you how many times I drove around to put her to sleep. And she liked riding the top of the dryer too. I was one tense first-time mother. She didn't help. She was kind enough to finally sleep through the night when she turned 4- when her sister was born. Thanks. She's still not fond of sleeping- especially on the weekends.
She has had some wacko ideas too. My little drama queen made special friends easily. Whenever we'd have to leave the playground, she would wail "I'll never see her again! She's my best friend!" I'd ask, "What's her name?". She'd yodel back, "I have no idea!" Then there was the preschool love triangle. She was going to marry Lucas K and be a farmer's wife. Never mind that Lucas has terrible allergies, and Rebecca has bad relationships with farm animals. Never mind that Lucas also liked another girl. I'm sure she doesn't remember the weekend that she cried because he liked Rachel better. Somehow their relationship has not passed the test of time. In second grade, I got a phone call from a first grade boy's mother begging me to stop Rebecca from hugging her son. He was getting picked on at the playground. I couldn't look her in the eye when I saw this mom again. I think they left the school. (I may be making that up.) For years, she was going to adopt eighteen Chinese children, and I was going to help take care of them. Now she gives me a look when I remind her of this. Have I mentioned that she used to lick the car tires?
The girl can giggle too. In fact, her dad often quips, "The hyenas called- they want their laugh back." When she and I get rolling, there is no stopping us. Apparently, I'm never going to grow up, and she shows no sign of it either.
Home improvements in my house will never be televised on network tv. John was working on some project in our house in Maryland, using the colorful language that is required for home improvement work. Little Miss Becky was a quick study. She dropped something while sitting in her car seat and said loudly "Tom Gammit" with the proper tone and heat. This still makes me laugh (mostly because you'd have to know the story to really know what she meant.) When we moved to this house, I spent a lot of summers painting the outside (it used to be rust and green-gag!). One day I'm on the ladder and Becky came storming outside to ask, "Mommy, can I listen to you?" I nearly fell off the ladder laughing. I'd been wondering that for years.
Then there was the day she came home from Kindergarten testing to say she didn't want to be "Becky" anymore, she wanted to be called "Rebecca". Turns out she'd rather write 7 letters than learn to write a "k". Yes, do note that our last name starts with a "K". She never has been one for confronting a challenge. Once we went to Penns Cave (see it by boat) and she couldn't walk down to the cave entrance because she was "afraid from the lion".
It also seems likely that this one is my clone. I used to call my mother complaining about some irritating thing Rebecca had said or done, and my mom would just laugh. I fully anticipate returning the favor when Rebecca has her family. In her young days, we were guaranteed to make an epic scene. There were many times when we were banned or glared out of playgroups and activities. So all the embarrassment I cause her now is total payback.
I could write a book about her sleeping habits. When she was baby, nighttime was not the right time for sleeping. She did not approve. One night I discovered that she found stenciling entertaining. So in the middle of the night, I'd be standing on a ladder in her room painting those cute little balloons around her room. Naptime? Not so much. We would have world war III getting a nap in (for me- I had stuff to do). There were many days when I'd lay down with her at 1pm or so and the rugrat wouldn't actually stop moving long enough to go to sleep until 4pm. No, I didn't decide to give up, but I was certainly wound up by the time she got to sleep. I can't tell you how many times I drove around to put her to sleep. And she liked riding the top of the dryer too. I was one tense first-time mother. She didn't help. She was kind enough to finally sleep through the night when she turned 4- when her sister was born. Thanks. She's still not fond of sleeping- especially on the weekends.
She has had some wacko ideas too. My little drama queen made special friends easily. Whenever we'd have to leave the playground, she would wail "I'll never see her again! She's my best friend!" I'd ask, "What's her name?". She'd yodel back, "I have no idea!" Then there was the preschool love triangle. She was going to marry Lucas K and be a farmer's wife. Never mind that Lucas has terrible allergies, and Rebecca has bad relationships with farm animals. Never mind that Lucas also liked another girl. I'm sure she doesn't remember the weekend that she cried because he liked Rachel better. Somehow their relationship has not passed the test of time. In second grade, I got a phone call from a first grade boy's mother begging me to stop Rebecca from hugging her son. He was getting picked on at the playground. I couldn't look her in the eye when I saw this mom again. I think they left the school. (I may be making that up.) For years, she was going to adopt eighteen Chinese children, and I was going to help take care of them. Now she gives me a look when I remind her of this. Have I mentioned that she used to lick the car tires?
The girl can giggle too. In fact, her dad often quips, "The hyenas called- they want their laugh back." When she and I get rolling, there is no stopping us. Apparently, I'm never going to grow up, and she shows no sign of it either.
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
Katie Alert
Today is the tenth birthday of my number 2 spawn. This child has made my life more interesting since the day she was born. She makes me either laugh or want to rip my hair out every minute that she is awake.
Katie's mispronunciations have always amused me. For dinner tonight, we had her favorite food, which she used to call "bazanya". She used to call breakfast, "brecksticks" and I swear it still has a tinge of this old word when she says it now. She counted "Zeeps" on road trips. Endlessly amusing to me is her habit of calling John's mom and dad, grandpa and grandpa.
As a baby, Katie was either entertained by the big sister or crying. We had a little song we sang, "oh, oh, Katie's crying" (sung to Janie's Crying). Katie was also very fond of piano. When Daddy was doing the ordeal of putting Rebecca to bed (and may I interject here that Rebecca didn't sleep through the night until her sister was born?), I would play the piano. It never put Katie to sleep and probably kept Rebecca awake longer, but it was more entertaining for me that listening to Katie cry.
When Katie was a toddler, we had an early alarm system. Rebecca would say "Katie alert" when Katie was headed for trouble (probably following the older sister.) One day, Katie was headed up the stairs to the deck and announced her own "Katie alert". This was probably seconds before the older sister tied her up in a chain. Yikes! At every one of her well-child visits for the first couple years, the pediatrician warned that the biggest threat to Katie's safety was her sister. No joke.
For her 3rd Christmas, Katie required a hat. She was dancing around the living room- encouraged by her older sister- and crashed headfirst into the coffee table. Emergency room trip number one resulting in stitches in her forehead and a little striped bear that she still cherishes and dresses up. Then for kicks, she cut off her bangs down to her forehead. I wondered at the time how her 7 year old sister didn't notice that 1) there were scissors in the playroom and 2) that Katie had them and was chopping hair. But fine, the hat that matched her dress was cute, the stitches healed, the hair grew.
To say that Katie is rough, would be an understatement. She puts the "tough" in "tough love". A favorite pastime of days gone by is "Climb every Mommy" (reference to Sound of Music). A hug that doesn't involve glasses knocked askew or an elbow to the head, is just sub-standard. A common phrase heard in my house? "And a blow to the head." The child has more elbows than normal and a couple extra knees as well. She has yet to figure out that my feet are ALWAYS found at the end of my legs- either that or she enjoys toes squishing. And those AREN'T handles!! And why hug someone when you can tackle them?
Katie is moodier than a teenager. God help me when she actually is a teenager. I'll be leaving home. One minute I am the best mother on the planet. The next I am lower than dirt. One day, I'm out of my mind for suggesting she could stay up late to watch a movie. The next day (today, in fact), this suggestion is perfectly acceptable. And holy cow, if I don't do the thing she thinks I said I would do- wowza! One day a few weeks ago, she thought I promised to pick her up from school with her drum. I did not. Well, the next day, every person I saw at school had to tell me about the saga of this poor, unfortunate child waiting for me- and the beautiful fit she had.
Katie brings out the grown-up in her mother. Church is probably not her best thing. (Katie is not an asset to the abbey.) So when I'm brave (read stupid) enough to take her, it requires a little distraction. We write notes or exchange pictures. Her dad is not so patient with her, so I usually have to separate them. :) And I almost always sit in the balcony so fewer people can witness. Well, a few weeks ago, Rebecca was singing in choir and I let John pick the spot- so we were at the front of the church. Unfortunately, I was not an asset to the abbey that day and proceeded to write silly stuff to Katie and giggle more than she did. (Rebecca was mortified- all to the good, in my opinion.)
Best thing on earth? A hug from my Katie girl. I may not survive it, but what a way to go.
Katie's mispronunciations have always amused me. For dinner tonight, we had her favorite food, which she used to call "bazanya". She used to call breakfast, "brecksticks" and I swear it still has a tinge of this old word when she says it now. She counted "Zeeps" on road trips. Endlessly amusing to me is her habit of calling John's mom and dad, grandpa and grandpa.
As a baby, Katie was either entertained by the big sister or crying. We had a little song we sang, "oh, oh, Katie's crying" (sung to Janie's Crying). Katie was also very fond of piano. When Daddy was doing the ordeal of putting Rebecca to bed (and may I interject here that Rebecca didn't sleep through the night until her sister was born?), I would play the piano. It never put Katie to sleep and probably kept Rebecca awake longer, but it was more entertaining for me that listening to Katie cry.
When Katie was a toddler, we had an early alarm system. Rebecca would say "Katie alert" when Katie was headed for trouble (probably following the older sister.) One day, Katie was headed up the stairs to the deck and announced her own "Katie alert". This was probably seconds before the older sister tied her up in a chain. Yikes! At every one of her well-child visits for the first couple years, the pediatrician warned that the biggest threat to Katie's safety was her sister. No joke.
For her 3rd Christmas, Katie required a hat. She was dancing around the living room- encouraged by her older sister- and crashed headfirst into the coffee table. Emergency room trip number one resulting in stitches in her forehead and a little striped bear that she still cherishes and dresses up. Then for kicks, she cut off her bangs down to her forehead. I wondered at the time how her 7 year old sister didn't notice that 1) there were scissors in the playroom and 2) that Katie had them and was chopping hair. But fine, the hat that matched her dress was cute, the stitches healed, the hair grew.
To say that Katie is rough, would be an understatement. She puts the "tough" in "tough love". A favorite pastime of days gone by is "Climb every Mommy" (reference to Sound of Music). A hug that doesn't involve glasses knocked askew or an elbow to the head, is just sub-standard. A common phrase heard in my house? "And a blow to the head." The child has more elbows than normal and a couple extra knees as well. She has yet to figure out that my feet are ALWAYS found at the end of my legs- either that or she enjoys toes squishing. And those AREN'T handles!! And why hug someone when you can tackle them?
Katie is moodier than a teenager. God help me when she actually is a teenager. I'll be leaving home. One minute I am the best mother on the planet. The next I am lower than dirt. One day, I'm out of my mind for suggesting she could stay up late to watch a movie. The next day (today, in fact), this suggestion is perfectly acceptable. And holy cow, if I don't do the thing she thinks I said I would do- wowza! One day a few weeks ago, she thought I promised to pick her up from school with her drum. I did not. Well, the next day, every person I saw at school had to tell me about the saga of this poor, unfortunate child waiting for me- and the beautiful fit she had.
Katie brings out the grown-up in her mother. Church is probably not her best thing. (Katie is not an asset to the abbey.) So when I'm brave (read stupid) enough to take her, it requires a little distraction. We write notes or exchange pictures. Her dad is not so patient with her, so I usually have to separate them. :) And I almost always sit in the balcony so fewer people can witness. Well, a few weeks ago, Rebecca was singing in choir and I let John pick the spot- so we were at the front of the church. Unfortunately, I was not an asset to the abbey that day and proceeded to write silly stuff to Katie and giggle more than she did. (Rebecca was mortified- all to the good, in my opinion.)
Best thing on earth? A hug from my Katie girl. I may not survive it, but what a way to go.
Sunday, November 28, 2010
it's not about that
I went out to lunch with friends the other day. It wasn't about food at all (although the pizza was fab). It was hilarious, inappropriate conversation about a new craft endeavor that I shall market to special friends in the sizes regular and gynormous. It was about friends giving me excellent birthday advice. Laughing. It was about a random stranger walking past us saying, "you are having too much fun." A good lunch.
Thanksgiving spent with family. A recipe for some interesting times. Thanksgiving with my family this year was about something other than being thankful or being with family. My brother, the ultimate drama queen, somehow makes everything about him. My senior year of high school, he went MIA. Every neighborhood conversation became "any news about your brother?" I probably am selfish, then and now, but I got to the point where I didn't give a rat. He was found, of course. He'd moved to Florida to do something or another and didn't feel like telling anyone. My brother specializes in changing careers. One Thanksgiving he picked me up from Penn State (where I was hiding because I was supposed to already be gone) in a Mayflower tractor-trailer. He's been a brilliant software geek (which I have to say was probably the right career for him) which he gave up to go to nursing school. This one still slays me. But somehow it seems to be a good profession for him? Until now of course. He had cataract surgery recently and something went wrong I guess. He had to miss working over Thanksgiving and possibly has lost his job at Johnstown Hospital. Since I've had convo with him about this job- hospital nurses are underpaid and overworked- Who Knew???, I know this is no crying shame for him. And, imagine this- anyone who has ever been in a hospital, hospitals are loud and it's hard to hear. This is a problem for a person with total deafness in one ear and loss in the other. Who knew this would be a problem? Anyhow. The point is that my dear brother's eye pain made it impossible for him to sit with the family for a Thanksgiving dinner that couldn't be beat, but not impossible for him to come down 30 minutes later after the food was all cleaned up. Of course he required food to be served to him and of course he spoke to me. Never a good plan. My brother puts the asshole in opinionated. By which I mean to say, we disagree. And my disagreeing with him caused a bit of a conversation with my father that could have been avoided had I engaged my brain. So, Thanksgiving at my family was NOT about being thankful and enjoying family. It was about eating and disappointing my parents because we didn't stay very long. But dear mom sent us home with lots of goodies.
I'm giving my darling elder spawn a lot of grief about catching the school bus on Tuesday- her last and only opportunity in November to actually ride her assigned bus. Now, it may not really be the only time this month, but it was a definite rare thing. But this razzing is not about catching the bus. It's about playing with her. I don't really care if she catches the bus or not. I enjoy our morning car time. I get the secrets I never hear about otherwise- like which boy she likes at school. (Can't believe she made the mistake of telling me that after what I did to her last year!!) And secrets like what she's doing after school or in school and whether she's in district choir or not. We sing along to CD's. We giggle and play. She spends 10 minutes gathering her junk from the front seat to get out of my car, while I turn the volume up to embarrass her.
And speaking of embarrassing her, her church choir sang last week. When she sings in church, the father chooses an up close location. (When I take spawn to church we sit in the back of the balcony where nobody knows what's happening). Well, I started exchanging notes with Katie as she is not an asset to the abbey. But apparently my notes weren't really about keeping her on good church behavior. Because I got to giggling and pretty much carried on throughout the whole service. Rebecca was in the front row of choir and saw everything, cringing and making the universal finger/eye ball gesture of "I'm watching you." This made me laugh even more.
It's not about that. A phone call is not about having something to say, it's about wanting to talk to someone so much that you figure out an excuse. A hug is not about the reason for the hug, it's about wanting physical reassurance from someone you love. A smile is not about how something makes you feel, it's about the how the person who did the something makes you feel.
So I'm working on my holiday attitude. Christmas and birthdays (which are essentially synchronized in my land) have been about pleasing everyone and failing to please everyone, planning hectic holiday visits with family, hoping for time for friends, wishing for more time- before the holidays and after. But this is not what it's about. It's about making time for the things I want to do: hosting a party, singing in choir, singing in my first voice recital, the annual Christmas Eve party with good friends (which I skipped one year to finish Rebecca's Christmas dress- really??), caroling. It's about choosing what to do with my family: slaying the Christmas tree, hosting birthday parties that the kids plan, encouraging my dad to serve whiskey sours, doing puzzles with the crazy in-laws. It's about doing for others in ways that make sense for us: wrapping for Toys for Tots, smiling at strangers, maybe only one Angel Tree gift this year. So, my mantra for this season, it's not about that. When I forget, please remind me: preferably with a phone call, hug, smile or lunch date.
Thanksgiving spent with family. A recipe for some interesting times. Thanksgiving with my family this year was about something other than being thankful or being with family. My brother, the ultimate drama queen, somehow makes everything about him. My senior year of high school, he went MIA. Every neighborhood conversation became "any news about your brother?" I probably am selfish, then and now, but I got to the point where I didn't give a rat. He was found, of course. He'd moved to Florida to do something or another and didn't feel like telling anyone. My brother specializes in changing careers. One Thanksgiving he picked me up from Penn State (where I was hiding because I was supposed to already be gone) in a Mayflower tractor-trailer. He's been a brilliant software geek (which I have to say was probably the right career for him) which he gave up to go to nursing school. This one still slays me. But somehow it seems to be a good profession for him? Until now of course. He had cataract surgery recently and something went wrong I guess. He had to miss working over Thanksgiving and possibly has lost his job at Johnstown Hospital. Since I've had convo with him about this job- hospital nurses are underpaid and overworked- Who Knew???, I know this is no crying shame for him. And, imagine this- anyone who has ever been in a hospital, hospitals are loud and it's hard to hear. This is a problem for a person with total deafness in one ear and loss in the other. Who knew this would be a problem? Anyhow. The point is that my dear brother's eye pain made it impossible for him to sit with the family for a Thanksgiving dinner that couldn't be beat, but not impossible for him to come down 30 minutes later after the food was all cleaned up. Of course he required food to be served to him and of course he spoke to me. Never a good plan. My brother puts the asshole in opinionated. By which I mean to say, we disagree. And my disagreeing with him caused a bit of a conversation with my father that could have been avoided had I engaged my brain. So, Thanksgiving at my family was NOT about being thankful and enjoying family. It was about eating and disappointing my parents because we didn't stay very long. But dear mom sent us home with lots of goodies.
I'm giving my darling elder spawn a lot of grief about catching the school bus on Tuesday- her last and only opportunity in November to actually ride her assigned bus. Now, it may not really be the only time this month, but it was a definite rare thing. But this razzing is not about catching the bus. It's about playing with her. I don't really care if she catches the bus or not. I enjoy our morning car time. I get the secrets I never hear about otherwise- like which boy she likes at school. (Can't believe she made the mistake of telling me that after what I did to her last year!!) And secrets like what she's doing after school or in school and whether she's in district choir or not. We sing along to CD's. We giggle and play. She spends 10 minutes gathering her junk from the front seat to get out of my car, while I turn the volume up to embarrass her.
And speaking of embarrassing her, her church choir sang last week. When she sings in church, the father chooses an up close location. (When I take spawn to church we sit in the back of the balcony where nobody knows what's happening). Well, I started exchanging notes with Katie as she is not an asset to the abbey. But apparently my notes weren't really about keeping her on good church behavior. Because I got to giggling and pretty much carried on throughout the whole service. Rebecca was in the front row of choir and saw everything, cringing and making the universal finger/eye ball gesture of "I'm watching you." This made me laugh even more.
It's not about that. A phone call is not about having something to say, it's about wanting to talk to someone so much that you figure out an excuse. A hug is not about the reason for the hug, it's about wanting physical reassurance from someone you love. A smile is not about how something makes you feel, it's about the how the person who did the something makes you feel.
So I'm working on my holiday attitude. Christmas and birthdays (which are essentially synchronized in my land) have been about pleasing everyone and failing to please everyone, planning hectic holiday visits with family, hoping for time for friends, wishing for more time- before the holidays and after. But this is not what it's about. It's about making time for the things I want to do: hosting a party, singing in choir, singing in my first voice recital, the annual Christmas Eve party with good friends (which I skipped one year to finish Rebecca's Christmas dress- really??), caroling. It's about choosing what to do with my family: slaying the Christmas tree, hosting birthday parties that the kids plan, encouraging my dad to serve whiskey sours, doing puzzles with the crazy in-laws. It's about doing for others in ways that make sense for us: wrapping for Toys for Tots, smiling at strangers, maybe only one Angel Tree gift this year. So, my mantra for this season, it's not about that. When I forget, please remind me: preferably with a phone call, hug, smile or lunch date.
Monday, November 15, 2010
Four weddings and no funeral
I like weddings. When I hear about people going to weddings, I get a little bit envious. I'm not sure what it is about weddings that appeals to me so much. Perhaps it's the fancy clothes and uncomfortable shoes. Maybe it's the champagne (which I love). Maybe it's just my romantic nature that loves to see people commit to forever.
I'm told that I got married. Yup. I remember very little of the day. I was a little stressed apparently. I'm also told that I promised to "love, honor, and obey". I KNOW I didn't do that. I know that even though the minister had to practically say the words one at a time for me to repeat them that I never would have said "obey". I'd tell you more about the day, but, as I said, I don't remember. Maybe I'll find the documentation to prove that I'm married. Maybe I'll find some pictures before our 20th Anniversary (which is in about 4 months). Maybe.
A long time ago, barely before children, I went to my first and favorite college roomie's wedding in gorgeous, historic Charleston, South Carolina. What do I remember about this wedding? One of her bridesmaids had an arm chewed off by an alligator. I saw my freshman year true love for the first time in a long, long time with his wife, who still didn't want to speak to me, pregnant with their 3rd (egads!) child- due about the same time that our first was. It was then that I realized with a smile that things sometimes work out the way they are supposed to and that he was a bit of a schmuck. It was wonderful to see my friend finally get her MRS degree. I love this friend, but I think she'd be the first to admit that she went to college to find a husband. It took a little time, but she found a good guy. Except that they keep moving farther south.
The most recent wedding we've been to must be when my brother- and sister-in-law got married, either 7 or 8 years ago. I'd apologize for not remembering which, but considering we forgot that it was last month and sent no card, I doubt they'd be surprised that we don't know how many years they've been married. Sigh. They got married under a gazebo in the back yard of their quaint house. The ceremony was beautiful. The flowers in their little vials of pine water were delicious according to the toddler monster we had to bring with us. Both children enjoyed traipsing through the mud of the carefully tended flower beds. Neither child could sit still or quietly through the elegant ceremony. Then we arrived at the exclusive B&B, I think, where a gorgeous, elegant, long meal was served in style. Not that I noticed because I was fretting with a 6 year old (give or take) who can't sit still yet at 13 and the aforementioned little loud monster, whose goal in life up until age 8 was to ralf in as many locations as possible. And, yes, she did. I think the bride and groom didn't even know about it. (That's how good I got at predicting and responding with wicked sharp reflexes.)
Why am I thinking about weddings? I recently (in the past 6 months or so) reconnected with a college friend through my favorite social networking site. We enjoyed chatting, emailing, posting, what-have-you. We talked about our s.o's and when she got engaged I cheered with all of her other friends. We exchanged conversations about this and then out of the blue, she said if she had room in her guest list she would invite us to the wedding. I didn't think too much about this as I hadn't seen her in over 20 years and how likely would this be?
This friend and I met our freshman year of college: she lived on the 2nd floor of the best dorm at Penn State and I lived on the 1st floor. We spent some time together those early years because that was the kind of dorm it was. She moved out. I got thrown out (essentially, but not really.) Then came the summer we were both 21 and living in State College. Both of us had a huge aptitude for fun and dancing (and drinking) which we indulged most Thursday nights- enjoying $2 Long Island Iced Teas at Mr. C's and dancing 'til we dropped or the bar closed. I think it's at least possible that the dancing and fun were the draw rather than the beverages that make you blind. I remember this summer as the best summer of my life to that point (possibly forever). We just had so much fun. This summer also had another bonus, in that Sue had a friend that she introduced me to. One night he came with us out dancing wearing the most godawful pair of shorts I have ever seen (it was the 80's). Somehow, in spite of those shorts, the rest is history. It was probably because he had a car.
So I got this facebook message from Sue asking for my home address if I really thought we'd come to the wedding. It seemed the right thing to do. And it was the right thing to do. And, no, we didn't take the children. This past weekend we traveled to some cute little town (she called it "soulless") outside of Philly. Being a little discombobulated on a good day, I had directions to the location of the wedding but not the hotel. We followed our convoluted directions to arrive at the hall just as she was leaving with her matron of honor and the dude performing the ceremony. So we followed them to the hotel. Another amazing little quirk of fate.
The wedding was perfect in every way: quirky, funny, thought-provoking, beautiful. A tribute to two souls who finally found each other. The bride's mother sang "Desperado"- I mean, read part of the desiderato. They wrote their own vows. His beautifully spoken from the heart. Hers written down on a folded up piece of paper that she snuck from the the matron to the officiant, so she could read the beautiful words she'd written so carefully and lovingly. They danced down the "aisle" both to and from the ceremony in one of those New Orleans things that I can't remember the name. Through the whole ceremony, I was either laughing or crying.
Then we started eating. A fabulous buffet of breakfast foods of wondrousness- including an omelette station and a Belgian waffle dessert bar. Yummy! Then we started dancing. It was a wonderful party of fun, appropriate songs to get your feet moving. I sang and danced all night long with occasional breaks before I fell down. I had a most fabulous time acting like the 20something I should still be. Although, when we did "Shout" I did not "go a little bit lower now"- since I worried I wouldn't make it back up. And we had words for the poor DJ when he cut off the best part of "Love Shack". I think it's extremely possible that I did a little dirty dancing during "Brick House". If anyone was offended, I apologize.
Beyond the fun factor and getting away as a couple, it was so special to see this friend from so long ago as she embarked on a new path with her soulmate. It was heart-warming to hear from her family, friends and coworkers just how incredible a human being she is- she always was, but age brings more to us. And she was so darn cute telling the story (in front of everyone) of how she introduced my hubby and I and watched us fall in love in front of her very eyes. We agree that is an exaggeration. But we do have the Sue Shrine in our living room which we bow towards on alternate Tuesdays.
I'm told that I got married. Yup. I remember very little of the day. I was a little stressed apparently. I'm also told that I promised to "love, honor, and obey". I KNOW I didn't do that. I know that even though the minister had to practically say the words one at a time for me to repeat them that I never would have said "obey". I'd tell you more about the day, but, as I said, I don't remember. Maybe I'll find the documentation to prove that I'm married. Maybe I'll find some pictures before our 20th Anniversary (which is in about 4 months). Maybe.
A long time ago, barely before children, I went to my first and favorite college roomie's wedding in gorgeous, historic Charleston, South Carolina. What do I remember about this wedding? One of her bridesmaids had an arm chewed off by an alligator. I saw my freshman year true love for the first time in a long, long time with his wife, who still didn't want to speak to me, pregnant with their 3rd (egads!) child- due about the same time that our first was. It was then that I realized with a smile that things sometimes work out the way they are supposed to and that he was a bit of a schmuck. It was wonderful to see my friend finally get her MRS degree. I love this friend, but I think she'd be the first to admit that she went to college to find a husband. It took a little time, but she found a good guy. Except that they keep moving farther south.
The most recent wedding we've been to must be when my brother- and sister-in-law got married, either 7 or 8 years ago. I'd apologize for not remembering which, but considering we forgot that it was last month and sent no card, I doubt they'd be surprised that we don't know how many years they've been married. Sigh. They got married under a gazebo in the back yard of their quaint house. The ceremony was beautiful. The flowers in their little vials of pine water were delicious according to the toddler monster we had to bring with us. Both children enjoyed traipsing through the mud of the carefully tended flower beds. Neither child could sit still or quietly through the elegant ceremony. Then we arrived at the exclusive B&B, I think, where a gorgeous, elegant, long meal was served in style. Not that I noticed because I was fretting with a 6 year old (give or take) who can't sit still yet at 13 and the aforementioned little loud monster, whose goal in life up until age 8 was to ralf in as many locations as possible. And, yes, she did. I think the bride and groom didn't even know about it. (That's how good I got at predicting and responding with wicked sharp reflexes.)
Why am I thinking about weddings? I recently (in the past 6 months or so) reconnected with a college friend through my favorite social networking site. We enjoyed chatting, emailing, posting, what-have-you. We talked about our s.o's and when she got engaged I cheered with all of her other friends. We exchanged conversations about this and then out of the blue, she said if she had room in her guest list she would invite us to the wedding. I didn't think too much about this as I hadn't seen her in over 20 years and how likely would this be?
This friend and I met our freshman year of college: she lived on the 2nd floor of the best dorm at Penn State and I lived on the 1st floor. We spent some time together those early years because that was the kind of dorm it was. She moved out. I got thrown out (essentially, but not really.) Then came the summer we were both 21 and living in State College. Both of us had a huge aptitude for fun and dancing (and drinking) which we indulged most Thursday nights- enjoying $2 Long Island Iced Teas at Mr. C's and dancing 'til we dropped or the bar closed. I think it's at least possible that the dancing and fun were the draw rather than the beverages that make you blind. I remember this summer as the best summer of my life to that point (possibly forever). We just had so much fun. This summer also had another bonus, in that Sue had a friend that she introduced me to. One night he came with us out dancing wearing the most godawful pair of shorts I have ever seen (it was the 80's). Somehow, in spite of those shorts, the rest is history. It was probably because he had a car.
So I got this facebook message from Sue asking for my home address if I really thought we'd come to the wedding. It seemed the right thing to do. And it was the right thing to do. And, no, we didn't take the children. This past weekend we traveled to some cute little town (she called it "soulless") outside of Philly. Being a little discombobulated on a good day, I had directions to the location of the wedding but not the hotel. We followed our convoluted directions to arrive at the hall just as she was leaving with her matron of honor and the dude performing the ceremony. So we followed them to the hotel. Another amazing little quirk of fate.
The wedding was perfect in every way: quirky, funny, thought-provoking, beautiful. A tribute to two souls who finally found each other. The bride's mother sang "Desperado"- I mean, read part of the desiderato. They wrote their own vows. His beautifully spoken from the heart. Hers written down on a folded up piece of paper that she snuck from the the matron to the officiant, so she could read the beautiful words she'd written so carefully and lovingly. They danced down the "aisle" both to and from the ceremony in one of those New Orleans things that I can't remember the name. Through the whole ceremony, I was either laughing or crying.
Then we started eating. A fabulous buffet of breakfast foods of wondrousness- including an omelette station and a Belgian waffle dessert bar. Yummy! Then we started dancing. It was a wonderful party of fun, appropriate songs to get your feet moving. I sang and danced all night long with occasional breaks before I fell down. I had a most fabulous time acting like the 20something I should still be. Although, when we did "Shout" I did not "go a little bit lower now"- since I worried I wouldn't make it back up. And we had words for the poor DJ when he cut off the best part of "Love Shack". I think it's extremely possible that I did a little dirty dancing during "Brick House". If anyone was offended, I apologize.
Beyond the fun factor and getting away as a couple, it was so special to see this friend from so long ago as she embarked on a new path with her soulmate. It was heart-warming to hear from her family, friends and coworkers just how incredible a human being she is- she always was, but age brings more to us. And she was so darn cute telling the story (in front of everyone) of how she introduced my hubby and I and watched us fall in love in front of her very eyes. We agree that is an exaggeration. But we do have the Sue Shrine in our living room which we bow towards on alternate Tuesdays.
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